How you pray…
1.After you wake up dreaming you missed rapture.
2.When you desperately need God to make sure your side-chick doesn’t become pregnant.
3.When you are not sure if Christianity or Islam is the way.
4.When you are about to ask dad for money or mummy for an extra meat.
5.When you are about to go chyk that girl.
6.When the Pastor says, Let us share the grace.
7. After she calls to inform you she saw her period.